December 14, 2022 Geezer warning: keep these handy! (Photo by Karolina Grabowska on Pexels.com) Like any self-respecting writer, I obsess about being read, wondering if anyone out there cares or even notices what I say. So naturally I was delighted when the New York Times, no less, picked up a story I broke right here… Continue reading Gimme some ears with hair!
Category: fashion
Shrinkage: the other kind
I’m not the man I used to be. No matter how hard I try to live a proper life in all ways physical, intellectual, and emotional, I am a lesser person. How lesser am I? About an inch. Relax: this has nothing to do with the “Seinfeld” that so eloquently portrayed the shrinkatory effect of… Continue reading Shrinkage: the other kind
Bun amuck
Women, is your man hard to shop for? And maybe a little short in the style department? Did you swipe right on a sizzling metrosexual dude who turned out to look like Dilbert instead? Want the perfect gift for your guy in this holiday* season? Well, here it is: The clip-on man bun. Take a… Continue reading Bun amuck
The backstory
Men, have you ever harbored a secret desire to look like Jennifer Lopez from the waist down? Do you want women to call you “studmuffins,” as Gilda Radner famously did to Dan Ackroyd on SNL? Has your life been ravaged, your nights tormented, by the heartbreak of flat butt syndrome, a.k.a. “gluteal amnesia”? Well, now… Continue reading The backstory