We're heading into stormy seas. Turbulence, quicksand, minefields, a bear trap, a maze of mirrors. The most dangerous place in the universe for any man with half a microgram of sense: a public discussion of the anatomy in the nether regions belonging to non-men, in other words women (AAAHHH-OOOO-GAAAA!!!!! WARNING!!!! DIVE!!! DIVE!!! AND BRING ME… Continue reading Going south (of the waistline)
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The backstory
Men, have you ever harbored a secret desire to look like Jennifer Lopez from the waist down? Do you want women to call you “studmuffins,” as Gilda Radner famously did to Dan Ackroyd on SNL? Has your life been ravaged, your nights tormented, by the heartbreak of flat butt syndrome, a.k.a. “gluteal amnesia”? Well, now… Continue reading The backstory