January 26, 2023 Photo by Caleb Oquendo on Pexels.com REPORT OF INVESTIGATION SUBJECT: DAVID "DAVE" SWAN OFFENSE: (ALLEGED) POSSESSION OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS Basis of investigation Agent (redacted) received tip from neighbor that subject used to work for U.S. government, yet plays "un-American music"* on backyard deck and refused to buy MAGA Mints and Sedition Snaps… Continue reading I confess!
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